A Parody For Adults Understanding ‘Some COVID Rules’

I am sure not to be alone in ‘understanding’ the somewhat many complexities of the never ending differing COVID Rules – Even ‘Eton Boris’ has had trouble when interviewed…
There is however one rule that is easy to understand…

Sex is banned indoors for ‘tier 2’ couples living apart and the jokes came thick and fast.

The government has moved to clarify one particular consequence of living in a ‘tier 2’ part of the UK under the current coronavirus restrictions.
It means if you are a couple but you are living apart, you are no longer allowed to have sex. At least, not if you are indoors.

Couples living apart in areas with Tier 2 restrictions are not allowed to have sleepovers unless they are in a “support bubble”, Downing Street confirmed today.

Boyfriends and girlfriends will be able to meet outdoors in Tier 2 but are expected to adhere to social distancing rules such as hands, face and space.
They must also adhere to the rule of six.

However as always there are ways around these ‘Rules’
I will not go into the graphic details…but can find out more by visiting :-

https://www.thepoke.co.uk/ ©

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